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So here it is. My top ten favorite vampire-centric series. Already, I have a confession. I tried to number them in order of favorites, but really, that was too hard since I liked so many of them equally. Oh and, yeah ok, I also cheated cause there are more than 10 this is also a discussion on my Facebook page , so comment here, or join me there, and maybe we can change this list even more! This is one series that I can easily read again and again. Each one has a personal struggle, and getting past their emotional barriers is hard work, but oh so worth it! My mom likes Rehv most hee hee! I find that so funny. Then, tell me who your favorite is.

Dead End Dating by Kimberly Raye

She takes her son there and has him read a book in another room while she performs. Then, her ex-husband shows up, and threatens to take her son away by going to court. She threatens him in front of witnesses, saying, “I’m not going to stand still for this. So when Jason Hardiman ends in the hospital after being shot, she is the prime suspect. Matlock, who represented her ex-husband in the divorce hearings five years ago, offers to defend her on the house after he found out what a liar her ex-husband was.

When Carla Evans is released from jail, Jason Hardiman is murdered in the hospital, and once again, Carla is the suspect in a murder case after the night nurse, Ms.

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A promise of a suspense not met. A romance focused only on the chase and not on the catch. A vampire tale less about vampires than about societal pressures. But, other times a book has just enough of everything to be enticing. For those tired of witty tales of single vampire women looking for love and acceptance, stop reading.

She is pure having been born a vampire rather than made a vampire. With that purity comes a seat in vampire Upper Class. In order to pay the rent without help and separate from her meddling family, she moves into her own closet-sized apartment in Manhattan and starts a business — Dead End Dating — a matchmaking service for humans and vampires both born and made. While romance is not a major goal in the vampire world, procreation is.

In a comparison to the intermarrying of wealthy non-vampire families like the Rockefellers and DuPonts, born vampires bond with their own kind. Upper crust marries upper crust. Rather than mating for the purposes of keeping the prestige and money within the family, born vampires find eternity mates in order to create future families.

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Today my guest is bestselling author Kimberly Raye! Bestselling author Kimberly Raye started her first novel in high school and has been writing ever since. Her books have been featured in numerous magazines, including Cosmo and Better Homes and Garden. She lives deep in the heart of the Texas Hill Country with her husband and their young children.

Pepper, Twitter, chocolate, and alpha males. Kim also loves to hear from readers. You can visit her online at www. Hello, Kim and welcome. I started reading him when I was only ten years old. A short time after that, I discovered Janelle Taylor and fell in love with the romance genre. What writers in your genre would you say have made the greatest influence on your writing?

For romance, it has to be Susan Johnson. All very different writers, but they all contributed in their own way. Janet Evanovich for the humor, Maggie Shayne for the heart-pounding paranormal elements, and Susan Johnson for the pure, intense romance that she brings to every book.

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And then you read it really fast, and go, “Oh! Pun names are just that: Names that make puns. Some are semi- meaningful in that they sometimes describe an activity germane to the character’s profession, such as a baseball player named Homer of which there have been several actual Major League Baseball players with that moniker, although a few were pitchers.

The pun name is a staple of the prank caller, who will disguise it just right so the other guy doesn’t get the pun until he blurts it out. A Subtrope is the humorous book-and-author gag sometimes referred to as Batty Books. Another subtrope is Sir Verb-a-Lot.

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The sassiest vampire in all of Manhattan, Lil Marchette, is the owner of Dead End Dating-a matchmaking service for hip, intelligent singles like herself. After only three months, business is booming, and she can finally pay her bills or, more important, feed a hungry cosmetics addiction. But when one of her clients turns up dead as in never coming back , Lil is named as the prime suspect. Sure, she’s a vampire, but she can’t even work up her nerve when it comes to blood-sucking. Hacking somebody to pieces is so out of the question.

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Lil Marchette, vampire extraordinaire and owner of Manhattan’s hottest hook-up service, is an expert at matching up the lonely and desperate and sometimes dead. And thanks to the popular local reality dating show Manhattan’s Most Wanted, Lil has plenty of fresh blood to add to the mix-including the biggest, baddest vampire in the Big Apple. Vinnie Balducci, Brooklyn representative for the Snipers of Otherworldly Beings, is making Lil an offer she can’t refuse: But Lil may not be the only one taking the plunge.

The three hunky demon Prince brothers are poking around Lil’s office-hot on the trail of a rogue spirit trying to escape the land down under not Australia by possessing some poor, clueless human soul. Then Lil makes a startling discovery: The oblivious human vessel is none other than her loyal assistant, Evie. Between saving Evie from eternal damnation and saving herself from Vinnie’s lethal ultimatum, Lil is sure to be in for the most hellish ride of her afterlife.

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DEAD END DATING by Kimberly Raye

Since she can’t get into Hollywood though the front door, luscious starlet Ginger Reed heads for the casting couch with movie mogul Zanadu Forsythe as he enters through the bad door — her back door. Unfortunately, a bullet from an unknown source cuts the director down at the climax of his career, throwing both Ginger and the studio into chaos. The call goes out to crack investigator Monahan to unravel the mystery. Dedicated as he is to his profession, Monahan savagely completes his torrid love scene with the Chief’s daughter, and is off to solve the caper.

I wanted desperately to publish it much earlier, but Random House still owned rights to it and legally, my hands were tied.

Sometimes, a name isn’t exactly meaningful or hiding something, but there’s still something about it that is weird. And then you read it really fast, and go, “Oh! Pun names are just that: They don’t have to be Meaningful Names , but often are. An overlap would be a baseball player named Homer of which there have been several actual Major League Baseball players with that moniker, although a few were pitchers. The pun name is a staple of the prank caller, who will disguise it just right so the other guy doesn’t get the pun until he blurts it out.

A Subtrope is the humorous book-and-author gag sometimes referred to as Batty Books.

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